deadxgirl:

this my favorite thing ever

maureenstarkeys:

cheap clothing sites ($10 and over; most are under $20):

heckstasy:

How to Have Sex:

  • spin around
  • S TOP
  • double take tHREE TIMES
  • 1
  • 2
  • PELVICC TTTHHRRUSUUSTT
  • WOOOOOO WOOOOO
  • stop on ur right foot DON TF OREGT IT
  • BRING IT ARROUUNNNDD TOWN BRING IT AROUNNNDDDD TOOOWWWWNNNNNN
torn-by-dreams:

I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen.

torn-by-dreams:

I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen.

racisrn:

racisrn:

someone send me anon hate

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thanks

maleteen:

chinese food is more important than 95% of the things in my life

snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

My girl wants me to make her scream in bed. Any tips?
Anonymous

moshturbate:

pull a gun on her

cecilandcarlosbaldwin:

I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND

hobbitdragon:

deerthing:

itseasytoremember:

WHENEVER I’M UPSET I REMEMBER THAT THIS EXISTS AND NOTHING SEEMS SO BAD

I CAN’T FUCKiNG HANDLE THIS

I’m pretty sure this video is actually some sort of diagnostic tool, because if you can still feel miserable while watching this, it’s almost certainly a sign something significant is going on. 

coltre:

I covered my cat in flowers

coltre:

I covered my cat in flowers

sticktoyourgays:

someone come kiss me all over and make me feel special please